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Tonight's audience shout out is to a drunk guy from British Columbia.

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He calls it a reenactment. He takes a few moments to adjust his clothing, touch up his hair and prepare himself mentally to portray himself. He turns to face his audience, and in his best dumb guy voice delivers the line, "Uhhh Tennessee claims he normally doesn't do this, but he did so one year ago today.

Here we go: I'm going to begin grooming my son to be my successor. I would love to have a gallery showing of my clown paintings. I am going to speak up more at my book club.

I'm gonna get myself a new yoga mat. Bring home a competitive eating trophy.

At my next Scientology seminar, I'm gonna introduce myself to Tom Cruise. Aretha Franklin is getting married to her longtime friend, William "Willie" Wilkerson. My God, no! No, Dave! Oh, come on. Excuse me, Alan. What is the problem? Maybe I misheard you. What'd you say? Come in real close and tight.

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Tight, dammit! You're makin' a mistake. I want you to look me in the eye, and if you tell me you love him more than me, I will walk away. Three days, and he's already ruined the new year. Alright, that's plenty.

Thank Memphiis. Dave likes it when a Republican front-runner is getting his way, and Mitt Romney throws some money to run a bunch of negative commercials. Then the guy starts whining.

Newt Gingrich says every commercial — no matter what for — in Iowa has something negative to say about him. Also, Newt Gingrich is an ass. Forty dishes.

All delicious. Dave's on the Twitter machine again, and he's decided to lie about who's on the show. He claims Norv Turner is on. Dave hasfollowers on Twitter now. Dave claims Buddy Hackett is on tonight, too. Dave's taking to piracy on Twitter.

Instead of retweeting, he's cutting and pasting. He decides to rip off a Jimmy Fallon tweet.

Dave and Will tag team a tweet to Fallon. We have a different twist on the audience shout out tonight. Dave announces that he has appointed an audience leader.

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Dave begins to point out something when the screen crashes to the floor and explodes. Oh, well.

New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie isn't running for president after all. Here's another look at his press conference. What he has to say isn't quite the point, as we marvel at the governor's sandwich construction skills. It's a multi-decker production, with wanta heaping helping of mustard on top, all made while the governor speaks.

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Mitt Romney: Dave got on the eharmony. Nice to see you! How're ya doin'?

What do you have for us tonight, Joe? If Rick Santorum is able to build on his momentum and finish strong in the Granite State, it could undermine the Romney campaign's claim of inevitability. I'm gonna stop you right there. You know that you're dressed like Elvis?

And, uh, was that in the script? Dave says he wasn't going to name Hitler in the earlier desk chat. He meant to say Daniel Boone. Paul opines that Hitler is stronger.

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Brian Williams beats up a punk on the sidewalk after his interview. Dude looked at Brian funny, I guess, so he needed a knee to the trousers.

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Dave says welcome to the Late Show clothing drive. It's a shout out to an audience guy who forced a shirt on him. It's two female anchors gobbling grapes as fast as they can. Dave does his execution gag, with full sparky sound effects and blinking lights.

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A mallet rises from the lectern on a scissor jack, then begins conking Governor Romney on the side of his noggin.