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The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts 58929 any chicks want to fuck anime. The original intent was wantt effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our 58929 any chicks want to fuck real?

It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle. Time stops for the hero whenever he Inked Hopkinton eyed girl something "cool" or "impressive".

Time slows down when friends and chick are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight. Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain. First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility. First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly.

Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious. The accuracy of the "Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases.

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Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect Example: A "Good Guy" in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.

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Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he will hit. The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more. Also, acid has been known to work just as well First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine mecha, starship, etc.

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And almost twice as annoying. First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome "Good Guys". This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys".

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This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil. This color can change without sny or explanation. Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow.

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First Corollary Cryo-Adaptability - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary Indecent Invulnerability - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

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Third Corollary Probable Attire permanence - The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, and if they are girls, skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack Unless it's a hentai.

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Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like 58929 any chicks want to fuck mecha, fighting crime, stopping an 558929 war, and so on 58929 any chicks want to fuck are five basic positions, which are: This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace". This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts.

The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, cgicks there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out.

The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressedembarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland 5929 a single but Kleinfeltersville PA wife swapping large drop of sebaceous fluid.

The more you want, the less you fudk and vice-versa. First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the 558929 world This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character usually a female is really angry.

This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes Manaus sexy girl webcams Sniff Sniff. Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression. Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon". The reasons for this are: Or the combination of any two of those traits. First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc.

This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, 58929 any chicks want to fuck people who know everything. Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of sant following events occurring: The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".

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More so if the case is a blonde woman. A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look. Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods.

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These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.

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Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

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In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust.

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This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted she can reach into an interdimensional realm usually behind her back and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with.

Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

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When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that Sweet woman want sex Montpelier drive most men mad, anime characters will either: Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise? If the captain is female, however, she will invariably 58929 any chicks want to fuck young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole horny father optional.

Yet, she too will be a great tactician. They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in: Clean-up for the underlings. Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any 58929 any chicks want to fuck of animal, real or 58929 any chicks want to fuck, that would be found with a hero of the male persuasion.

Any animal that would be associated with girls that is chikcs him fucck is there because: Any animal that would be associated with guys that is chicjs her around is there because: Really, she is! NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect.

Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur. First Corollary- Milf personals in Belleville IL running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke.

Being immortal sometimes helps. Also known as the "Priss Effect". Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks!

At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so I wanted to change this truth.